Fixers of Roppongi
| Rarity | 4 | Illustrator | 飛波 |
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| Skills | [Attack Modifier] Deal extra damage to 5 statuses / 100% [Status Resistance] Remove |
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“Phew! I’m beat. Oh yeah, right there, Hakumen! That’s the spot!”
“Gyeeeeh, you are such a lazy good-for-nothing! How about you try getting up and doing some work for a change?!”
Hakumen, who sits firmly at the top of the social ladder, is spending some time with Tsathoggua in the Roppongi Guild’s most exclusive VIP room, where something important is always going down and wheels are constantly in motion. This isn’t exactly the case with Tsathoggua, however, whose complete resistance to any form of work is really trying Hakumen’s patience (as usual!).
Tsathoggua once ruled over all the stars in the heavens, but now he applies that cosmic influence to his laissez-faire lifestyle instead, chillaxing on a universal scale. Nonetheless, he can’t help breaking from his own laziness when the situation calls for it, aiding those who seem like they’re in over their heads even when it may reflect poorly on him.
And so it goes for these two alike, who share this tendency to get involved in other people’s absurd problems and somehow manage to have a little bit of fun in the process, even through all the complaining.
「ふぁ~疲れたのである。あ、そこ、もっと叩いてほしいのであ~る、ハクメンちゃん」
「キーッ、このゴクツブシってば、ちょっとは役に立ったらどうなのかしら!?」
策謀渦巻く六本木ギルドの魔窟、その巨大派閥のトップたるハクメンとツァトグァ。
だが働かざる者ツァトグァの体たらくに、ハクメンちゃんはご立腹。
かつては地の星も支配した旧支配者ともあれば、マイペースぶりも宇宙規模。
かたや傾国のワルと謳われようと、手の掛かる者はほっとけないのもまた性分。
一大スケールの2人が織りなす小さな日常は、底知れぬ伏魔殿の中でもどこか楽しげである。
「呼~真的好累。啊,就是那邊,小白面,請你多捶捶那邊~」
「可惡,你這個飯桶,能不能稍微有點用啊!?」
白面與撒托古亞在陰謀詭計層出不窮的六本木公會魔窟中擔任巨大派系的最高幹部。但看到撒托古亞那好吃懶做的德行,小白面氣就不打一處來。這位舊支配者以前曾支配地之星,因此他如今我行我素的程度也彷彿宇宙一樣龐大。另一方面,即便被譽為傾國之惡,小白面的性格也讓她放不下需要照顧的人。由兩位大人物所構築出的小小日常,即使在深不見底的淵藪中也讓人感到有些愉快。
“呼~累死了……啊,就是那里,白面姐姐,再使点劲嘛~。”
“啊啊啊!饭桶!干点活就累成这样,老娘还能指望你什么!?”
在六本木公会这个充斥着计谋的巨大魔窟中,身为组织的高层领导,每当看到与自己同级的撒托古亚如此好吃懒做,我们的小白面同志都会恶向胆边生。一个是曾经连地之星都一手掌握,如今他将“我行我素”也修炼到了宇宙级别的旧日支配者;一个是明明倾国倾城,却无法对眼前的废柴置之不理的亡国妖女——在这深不见底的伏魔殿里,这种两位大人物之间的小小日常,旁人看着还真是别有一番趣味。